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Why I'm Telling You to Like

Amazon sellers are lucky at the moment. It's relatively early days for the platform, so very few people will be aware of what it is. Many people don't even know that regular people can sell on there, never mind that there are thousands of people scavenging for products all over the country.

Retail arbitrage is a little easier. Very few will ask you questions when you're scanning in Currys or Sainsbury's, but charity shops and boot sales are a danger zones. Resellers will be there and they'll know exactly what you're doing too. If you ever get caught scanning something to see its value on Amazon, here are a few lies to get you out of trouble.

Your face will light up when you find an item worth more on Amazon, with a strong sales rank. It's going to be hard to hide your emotions, so you need an answer prepared. Here are a few I've picked out.

 

1. “It's a collector's app”

Explanation: You're a bit of a book hoarder, with a sizeable library in your spare room. You can't quite remember what you actually have, you're using an app that cross checks it off your collection.

Consider: It sounds like a very cool app, and they might be interested. If they ask what it's called, deflect the question, mumble your words or do a mock sneezing fit to get yourself out of the situation.

2. “I'm checking what version it is”

Explanation: A book could be a first edition. A DVD could be a reissue with a director's cut. A boxed toy may be a original or a reproduction. All you're doing is quickly checking to see what one it is. And you might be telling the truth.

Consider: Try this one when you're buying a boxed, sealed cutlery set and you'll get a funny look.

 

3. “I'm seeing if it's on my friend's wish list”

Explanation: Your friend's birthday is on the way. You can't remember if this was the DVD on their wish list, or it was the later one in the series. This app gives you quick and easy access to their Amazon wish list.

Consider: As per the first one, they might want a piece of the action. Just say it's the Amazon app, and it should end their questioning.

 

4. “I'm a mystery shopper”

Explanation: You blew it. You broke your cover. You're not the ninja you thought you were. You've been caught. Arrest me now. Apologies. It's something you had to do. Suggest they sign up for TaskRabbit to make a little extra money on the side.

Consider: Charity Shop mystery shopping isn't a thing. If you plan on using this excuse at a boot sale, please get it on video.

 

5. “I'm doing a price comparison”

Explanation: This one isn't even a lie, and it's the most effective one of all. You're just seeing if it's a bargain or if you can get it for cheaper online. By scanning, you're being a savvy shopper. Nothing personal to the seller; you just don't want to spend more than necessary.

Consider: Clarify that you're looking on Amazon, as the excuse isn't as effective when the products are second-hand. Be very aware that if eBay gets mentioned, it will set alarm bells off.

 

Got It?

Bear in mind that if you use any of these lies at a place you source from regularly, you better be prepared to be challenged for next time. The price comparison You're going to be put on the spot eventually, so at least be prepared for it. If you opt for a lie, be smart about it. Speak with confidence. Keep tour exchanges brief, and keep it moving. I've got faith in your

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